Archive - The Daves Soccer Blast

The Most Meh Movie Ever

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING A STUPID DRACULA MOVIE

Jul 14 •

January 2025

Flight Risk is the Stupidest Movie I've Seen in Years

And you should go see it tomorrow!

Jan 31 •

The Best 2024 Movies I Saw This Year

Gonna preface all of this here by saying I am only ranking the movies I saw that were released in 2024.

Jan 4 •

December 2024

The Best "Oh shit that's a" Christmas Movies of All-Time: A Definitive Top Ten List

Christmas Movies come in all forms, some good, some not so good.

Dec 17, 2024 •

November 2024

March 2024

The Greatest Cat That Ever Lived

Mar 20, 2024 •

February 2024

Who is your hardest boy?

Wherein a bar conversation turns into far too many words about the hardest boys

Feb 27, 2024 •

January 2024

The Best Movies of 2023

I saw in theaters...

Jan 1, 2024 •

July 2023

The Best Laid Plans of Mom's and Dad's

aka How I Learned to Embrace Dessert

Jul 26, 2023 •

I saw Barbie (SEMI SPOILERS IF YOU WANT TO SEE BARBIE)

You'll cry so much you'll laugh

Jul 21, 2023 •

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