My Foolish Pitch to Nina Persson to realize it's not her but me!
Dear, I fear we're facing a problem
You love me no longer, I know and
Maybe there is nothing that I can do
To make you do
Mama tells me I shouldn't bother
That I ought just to stick to another man
A man that surely deserves me
But I think you do
Nina, you’re obviously Swedish mother is right, by the way, what is she doing right now?
So I cry, and I pray, and I beg
Ok, getting a little weird over here, we’re just breaking up, I’m not fucking your Mom, yet.
Love me, love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, fool me
Go on and fool me
My gambling problem was well known when this relationship started. Sorry, I have a hard-on for betting Jets Overs.
Love me, love me
Pretend that you love me
Let’s talk about pretending because I am pretty sure everytime we fuck you cum and I definitely have to keep thrusting 10 more times just to make sure, because I am a man.
Leave me, leave me
Just say that you need me
Baby I need you, who is gonna plan our visit to the North Shore.
So I cry and I beg for you to
Love me, love me
Say that you love me
I mean, let’s not get to familiar.
Leave me, leave me
Just say that you need me
I can't care about anything but you
Well this is a good point as I expect you to be a Trad Wife, so please quit your job that is funding our life post-haste. I do need you to be here to homeschool our children which I assume is basically bible verse and some maths, not the Arabic ones though. I got history
Lately I have desperately pondered
Spent my nights awake and I wonder
What I could have done in another way
Oh fuck you could probably be railing some Italian guy in Paris who respects your body autonomy, let’s not think about that.
To make you stay
Reason will not lead to solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don't care if you really care
As long as you don't go
We’re in this for the long haul unless I get Cancer and fall in love with my nurse while you also get diagnosed for cancer but you probably should’ve known this ince you were my 4th wife, so that shit is kinda on you
So I cry, and I pray, and I beg
Love me, love me
Say that you love me
Please I kinda need this
Fool me, fool me
YOU BITCH!
Go on and fool me
Love me, love me
Pretend that you love me
We can make it work the kids are pretty smart. We can be cordial.
Leave me, leave me
Jesus Nina I am trying here, really fucking hard too.
Just say that you need me
Oh Fuck Yes, babe that’s all I’ve ever wanted
So I cry and I beg for you to
Love me, love me
Say that you love me
I love you with every ounce of my Swedish heart.
Leave me, leave me
Just say that you need me
I can't care about anything but you
(Anything but you)
Love me, love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, fool me
No Fools, Travis and I are here and will wreck fools, well Travis won’t but I will.
Go on and fool me
Love me, love me
I know that you need me
I can't care about anything but you
This is really good news, oh shit, hold on Dolores O'Riordan is on the other line.