The Best "Oh shit that's a" Christmas Movies of All-Time: A Definitive Top Ten List
Christmas Movies come in all forms, some good, some not so good.
You’re not going to find your typical Christmas movies on this list, I am hear for the weird ones that when you read the description you’ll be like oh, fuck, yeah that is kind of a Christmas movie! So, without further ado, here is the definitive Best "Oh shit that's a" Christmas Movies of All-Time
The Nightmare Before Christmas - It’s only tenth because I think a lot of people now recognize it as a Christmas movie. It is also a Halloween movie, 2-4-1! This is one of my all-time faves and it pains me to put it so low, but I gotta blow your minds later!
In Bruges - Colin Farrel and Brendan Gleeson as Assasins in Bruge s at Christmas time. Sign me the fuck up.
Catch Me If You Can - Leo, Hanks, Walken. Don’t need more words than that
Scrooged - This one is pretty Christmasy, it is a Scrooge story after all, but Bill Murray is wonderful as the Scrooge character. Tons of SNL cameos, a great happy ending, but also dark as shit.
Die Hard - I mean, it’s a classic for a reason.
Iron Man 3 - Tony Stark is going through some shit. He makes a connection with a kid from Tennessee.
Eyes Wide Shut - Have you ever wanted to open up your marriage after a Christmas Overdose? Well then, do I have the movie for you!
Gremlins - Do not let it come into the light, contact with water, or feed it after midnight. Terrible gift.
Batman Returns - Arguably the best Batman movie.
Trading Places - Have you seen Jamie Lee Curtis’s tits? Cuz I have!