So the first thing I need to tell you is that we, I, were living in a different time.
Sometimes you fuck to Attack of the Clones.
Now, was it my best fuck... no. My most memorable fuck, maybe. It’s hard to forget a 20-year-old body grinding on yours while Jar Jar Binks makes a procedural motion to basically install Nazis. In fact, that might be why I have done a fair bit of politicking in my personal life.
I’ve had sex to many films, two at least, (I have two kids), but honestly the weirdest film I have fucked to is Attack of the Clones. I say this knowing I had sex several times whilst Donnie Darko was prominently in the background (shout out 2022 J-Term). I am such a sicko I once fucked to Game 6 of the 1991 World Series (I did fast forward to the 10th inning while they weren’t looking).
But sexxing while watching Attack of the Clones, that is a whole other thing.
If you are to have sex while watching Attack of the Clones you will need all of the following things to have happened to you:
You will have needed to bring a sexual partner back to your abode.
You will need to have convinced that person that you were also a person that should be fucked.
You will have needed to turn on your TV & start Attack of the Clones.
You will probably need to stop everything to go check on your child because let’s not kid ourselves no one under 35 is fucking to a Star Wars movie.
Maybe some weed at this point.
Those Kamino scenes are actually kinda good.
You know what, Attack of the Clones is not the worst Star Wars movie ever.
I’m kinda into watching the rest of this movie, can we just do hand stuff?
Anyways sex while watching Attack of the Clones is never good. Please fuck to Revenge of the Sith, that film definitely wants to fuck.